哈哈镜： Got Any Grapes?
杨檬
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Got Any Grapes?
A duck walks in to a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?" Again,the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell:''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!'' The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?'' Confused, the bar tender says no. ''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?''
一只鸭子走进酒吧问道：“有葡萄吗？”酒吧的侍者感到很纳闷，他告诉鸭子没有，酒吧里不供应葡萄。鸭子道了谢，离开了。
第二天，鸭子又来了，说：“有葡萄吗？”酒吧的侍者又告诉它没有，酒吧里不供应葡萄，从未供应过葡萄，而且以后也永远不会供应葡萄。鸭子显得有些郁闷，道了谢，离开了。
第三天，鸭子又来了。还没等它说话，酒吧侍者大喊起来：“听着，鸭子！这儿是酒吧我们不供应葡萄！如果你再要葡萄，我就把你愚蠢的鸭嘴用钉子钉到吧台上！”鸭子沉默了一会儿，开口问道：“有子吗？”者被搞糊涂了，回答说没有。“很好，”鸭子说，“有葡萄吗？”
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